Jay and Mausi Ji

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Rishte ki baat - Sholey Style

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Jay : Ram Ram Mausi ...

Mausi : Ram Ram beta .. aa ja ??..??bol kaise aana hua ?

Jay : Mausi Basanti ke liye rishte ki baat karne aaya??hun .. ladka software main hai ...

Mausi : Accha beta .. jara bata to sahi kaunsi company main hai .. ?

Jay : Mausi, ladka??XXX mein kaam karta hai.. wo??golf khel ke high delivery deti hai na??..usme??...

Mausi : Haaye Ram..!!! Aur kahin try kyon nahin karta ..kyon apna jeevan barbad kar raha hai ??

Jay : kahan mausi 2 saal??XXX me rahne ke baad koi Company leti kahan hai...
Mausi : Hey Raam to kya 2 saal se??XXX mein hi hai...

ay : haan socha tha 2 saal me salary hike hogi hi. Aajkal to salary bhi jyada NAHI mil rahi hai use..
Mausi : To kya salary BHI KAM milti HAI..?

Jay : Ab appraisal bhi to asaani se kahaan hota hai mausi..bechara ASE hi hai abhi tak..
Mausi : Hai hai ...!! To kya appraisal bhi nahi hota uska..? Mua ASE hi hai ...

Jay : Senior se ladai karne ke baad appraisal mein achhi rating to nahin milti hai na ..... mausi..
Mausi : To kya seniors se ladta bhi hai..?

Jay : Ab 2 saal tak onsite jane ko na mile to ho hi jaati hai kabhi kabhi ladai....
Mausi : To kya ab tak ek baar bhi onsite nahi gaya..???

Jay : Ab Outdated technology ke developer ki kismat mein to yehi likha hai mausi..
Mausi : kya kaha ladka??Outdated technology mein kaam karata hai..!!! hai ram ... mainframe pe to nahin hai kahin ..

Jay : Ab aise college se padkar niklega to mainframe hi milegi na mausi ....

Mausi : Kaunse college se padhai ki hai..mue ne...?

Jay :?? Kabhi batata nahin mausi ..?? pata lagte hi hum aapko khabar kar??denge !!

Jay : To main rishta pakka samjhu na mausi?
Mausi : Beta, kaan khol kar sun le... Sagi mausi hoon basanti ki koi sauteli maa nahi. Bhale hi hamaari
Basanti Call Center wale Chandu se shaadi karle par??XXX ke??employee se katai nahin karegi.

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